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    posted by professorsimmy on 10/04/2009
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    Involvement:Expert (understands the inner workings) - Ownership:more than 1 month

    Pros:

    You can jump start a truck battery with this.
    Can revive a dying elephant when placed on its chest.
    If you place it under a frying pan it can cook sausages with the heat from the voltage transfer.
    Can be used to stun muggers and burglars.
    If you attach it to a broom handle you can make a cattle prod.
    They are thinking of sticking ten of these to the death row chair to save on costly electric.
    They are using these instead of landmines in some parts of Afghanistan.

    Cons:

    I accidentally dropped one in a swimming pool and all the children in it died from electrocution.
    But they were from ethnic minorities so the police didn't charge me.

    OtherThoughts:

    Chuck Norris used to carry one of these for self defence

    Bottomline:

    I have a line on my bottom,
    maybe its from sunbathing in a G-string.

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