Involvement:Expert (understands the inner workings) - Ownership:1 day to 1 week
No-one cared about who I was until I put on the mask.
I wore my mask, upon receiving it, at a business function. Key dignitaries were there and I managed to save the life of Barack Obama from a North Korean Assassin Squad using a bottle of coke, 3 meters of string and a squirrel mask. I am receiving a Medal of Honor.
Adds hilarity to bank robberies.
Helps to relax adults in court-ordered anger-management therapy, as well as in therapy sessions with the clinically depressed.
I now live in a tree.
The squirrels accept me finally.
Higher quality than the picture makes it look!
Great for those looking to get into the furry scene.
I can't see anything unless my head is at the right angle
I now have to adopt my secret identity daily
Random gentleman ask me to "suck their nuts"
The ear hair is a little creepy for my liking.
My sex life has dramatically improved upon receipt of the mask.
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